Week Four

So this week was kinda crazy! SO many papers thanks to my procrastination.

I went to a friend's homecoming today and it was soooo awkward. I can't even describe the awkwardness, but it felt like every time we opened our mouths awkwardness just oozed down our fronts. The oozing just made everything even more awkward. I kinda picture it looking like this...

Graphic, right? But I can't describe it any other way.

Other than that, it was a great day...

I played with my adorable nephews :) I'd draw a picture of that, but this picture in itself took me at least an hour.

New week, here I come!

Week 3. Yes, I skipped 2

So maybe even one every week is going to be hard. But I will not give up. :)

So yesterday my beautiful best friend in the whole entire world got married. Congratulations Stephanie and Nick! You guys are perfect together! :) I love you both so much and I can't wait to see where your journey together takes you!

I really don't have much to say, other than I love life. I really do! I have so many blessings and I am grateful for them! God has blessed me and I can't ignore that!

This week is going to be a good one. I can feel it. Love you all so very much!

Sleep Schmeep

So I should be sleeping. Yeah, I know!

But! Since I'm not! :) I'm going to write a little poem.

Once there was a Tiffany (oh crap! the only word that rhymes with that is epiphany!)

She sat in her parents Kitchen-y (it kinda worked!!)

Facebooking and stalking.

Blogging and chat talking.

All the night away.

She read a blog or two

that inspired her to try something new!

So she got on her own blog and started typing away!

The post was really lame,

She's kinda new at it, okay?!

Her thoughts were fairly tame

but terribly displayed in array.

Her mind was kinda drowsy

Her rhymes, kinda lousy

But she laughed it all off

and hoped her followers would not be pissed off

that they wasted their living breaths

reading this before their long time coming, deaths.

Wow. I promise to never torture you with such terrible literature again. :)

Ch-ch-changes (Week 1)

So... I changed my blog! For good reason! It was seriously lacking in attention! It's now "My 52+" (52 weeks in a year :)) I made a new look andgave it a new feel, more glam! I figure I can keep up with one post a week! ... We'll see about that...

So this is my college freshman spring break! WOO HOO! Right?!

I'm road tripping to SoCal beaches with my roommates!

Shopping in Las Vegas with my new college buddies!

Snowboarding with cute guys I've met here at college!

I'm living it UP!

Okay not really. AT ALL! I've been sicker than a dog. Curse my cold!

Here's what I've really been doing...

Sleeping.

Blowing my nose.

Napping.

Coughing.

Drinking OJ.

Resting my eyes.

Facebooking my guts out.

Watching Gossip Girl. (well I'm all caught up and it's over until April 18... so....)

Job hunting in Alaska.

Watching movies.

Snoozing until noon.

Oh and I got a PRO trim of the hairs! {see bottom pic}

I'm not very exciting. :( But I want to be! Sooo badly! I want to go someplace far far away! And no offense to my siblings, but I mean some place nice and warm. :) Where there's cute boys and fun friends! I have zero moneys so I can't. One day when I'm rich I will. Haha!


Since I DO love my siblings lots though, my plan is to go see them! Now that I'm feeling a little... no... A LOT better, I'm gonna start my travels tomorrow! YAY!


Random Tangent!
SENSA... wow. How stupid can you freaking get?!?! "I didn't change my lifestyle at all and I lost 50 lbs! All you have to do is sprinkle, eat, and lose weight!" Oh my gosh! That's terrible! Have you heard of exercising?! I don't care if that bull crap actually works or not! You've GOT to exercise! Holy hannah! Calorie intake+Exercise= Weight! It's JUST THAT SIMPLE! You've gotta work to have a good body! UGH! Somebody on this infomercial literally just said, "Don't change what you eat, don't change your exercise, just use SENSA." Idiot. Idiot. Idiot.

I'm sorry, I think I need to go to bed, I'm grouchy about a weight loss "breakthrough."





The new Hairs! :) Just a trim but look how great my ends look! Yay! There's a weird piece of bangs but I promise it's jut misplaced.


Ahhh... The exciting life of me... I think KIDS make blogs exciting. Maybe I should wait till I get married and have kids to start a blog. Haha

Day 43

Big jump... Right? So yes, I've missed like a thousand days... I know... I'm terrible. More than terrible. I'm horrifying...

Okay I'm done with the dramatics...

So to quickly fill you in:

January was possibly the worst month ever! I can't even tell you how depressing it was! I was so beyond done with it.... TGIF (Thank Goodness it's February!) I can't even pinpoint why it sucked other than I realized what jerks guys are.

I turned the big ONE- NINE on the 11th of January. It was quite a blast! We watched Easy A and I got a few Justin Bieber things. It was a good birthday!

I got a speeding ticket a couple days after my birthday and had to pay $90 for following a person that was going, what the cops claims, 15 over... I'll take responsibility though, I should've been more cautious.

Sydney and Travis (the cute boy from my *Day 4* post) are now dating... Not what I was hoping for but who cares, they're cute together!

I've been struggling with school lately, just because of sheer boredom and absolute lack of motivation... Bad ME!

I've been really homesick lately. It's been rough for me being completely out of the loop with most of my siblings and my parents. I even forgot Brooklyn, Craig, and Ella's birthdays. Oops! Doesn't mean I don't love you guys though!

I met a very attractive guy named Koty (Dakota) in my Human Bio Lab. He was the first guy to ask me for my number in who knows how long... But I've already scared him off... haha I'm not very good with the men... Hopefully I'll learn though!

I've had 2 Snow Blasts... Woo hoo... The one in January was hard. I got a 9/10 for host. Ouch. I shouldn't take it personally but how can I not?? I think I'm better than a 9!!!! (conceited too, I know ;)) Last weeks was much better, I had normal girls... they were super energized though! Sugar+ Snow Blast= Tuckered out Tiffany

Due to the extreme lack of love, I have bought myself the following:

- Mascara, to make myself attractive...

- Flowers, to let me pretend that boys like me...

- Milkyway extra caramel, to eat my feelings...

- Peanut Butter M&M's (same reason)

- Zumba, to get rid of my Milkyway and Peanut Butter M&M's...

- 7 Up and Vanilla Coke, I've become a hard drinker... ;)

I am so pathetic. I know.

On Monday, I get to go to the Paul Cardall concert. YAY! If you don't know who he is look him up. Click here he's amazing!!! Courtesy of Parker's mom, Karen. Thanks :D

Yesterday there was an Institute dance, I went with Royal. It was lame but fun with Royal. I was dead tired.

Today I woke up at 11:00am and watched Gossip Girl till 2pm. I took a shower and got ready. Then I went for a drive. I like drives. They're the best. I need to get out of Ephraim. Kinda. A lot.

Day 8

Oh how I suck at this already! Worries... :/

So the 8th was Saturday! I got me this:

... Great english skills, I know...

Well that's about it for that day. :P

Day 7

So Friday... we had a lot of training... a lot. BUT it was very fun at the end of the night... we went classic skating and went to Weber State and snuck into their dance!

At the dance we went to the upper levels and started dancing (just the Snow Ambassadors...) and a whole bunch of Weber kids followed! We had our own dance party in the upper level... We felt cool.

This picture was at classic. Tara, Jill, and I decided to join the race and Greg (our big boss man) pegged me to be the winner and all three of us to be top 3. Yes, there were little kids racing with us but I didn't care, I was still gonna kick their little scrawny butts! I was in the lead the whole first lap and most of the second but then cheater Tara cut me off last second and won. I was quite upset! She won MY light saber. Not cool T, not cool. I won 2nd and Jill won 3rd. I asked Greg why he thought we would all place. He said it was because we are the most competitive girls he'd ever met. Then he told us to rank our competitiveness from the most to the least, here's what we came up with:

1. Jill

1. Tara

1. Tiffany

...okay that's a lie this is really was it was:

1. Jill, because she get's really mean! She yells and pushes people down. (even little girls at classic)

2. Tara, she gets tunnel vision when a prize is in the equation.

3. Me, I get jealous and I ALWAYS have to be right. :)